Search from various English teachers...
Myanmar (Burma) flagkhin maung nyo
REAL BEER.ZHENG DE PIE JIU REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE JIU) IN HAMBURG,AFTER BEER FESTIVAL,WORLD FAMOUS BEER MANUFACTURER GATHER AT GRAND DINNER. zai (HAMBURG),you ming de pijiu gonsi lean dao ren yi zhi chi wan fan. PRESIDENT OF BUDWEISER ORDER BUDWEISER BEER AND DRANK. baiwei pi jiu lean dao ren he baiwei pijiu. TIGER BEER BOSS ORDER TIGER BEER AND DRANK, hufa laopan he hufa pie jiu. THEY ARE PRAISING THEIR PRODUCT. tamen shuo ,"lao wan mei gua zi mei zi kua".tamen de pijiu shi zui hao de. AFTER THAT QING DAO BEER PRESIDENT ARRIVE. dao le QING DAO PIE JIU laoban. HE ORDER A CUP OF LIME JUICE. ta he le LIME JUICE. OTHER BEER BOSS ASK ,WHY U DON'T DRINK YOUR PRODUCT BEER?HE ANSWERED."YOU ALL ARE NOT DRINKING BEER. SO I HAVE TO ABSTAIN FROM DRINKING BEER." bie de pie jiu lean dao wen ,wei shenma ni bu he ni de pie jiu ne? Ta huida ,nimen duo bu he piejiu, wo ye bu neng he pie jiu le. "FOR MY FRIEND FROM ZHENG JIANG WHO STURDIED AT QING DAO." NYO" FROM BURMA Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English

Corrections · 7

0

REAL BEER.ZHENG DE PIE JIU

(ZHENG DE PIE JIU)
zhen de pi jiu (真的啤酒)

zai (HAMBURG),you ming de pijiu gonsi lean dao ren yi zhi chi wan fan. 
zai (HAMBURG), you ming de pijiu gong si ling dao ren yi qi chi wan fan.(有名的啤酒公司领导人一起吃晚饭)

baiwei pi jiu lean lingdao ren he baiwei pijiu.

hufa laopan he hufa pie jiu.
hufa lao ban he hufa pi jiu

tamen shuo ,"lao wan mei gua zi mei zi kua".tamen de pijiu shi zui hao de.
tamen shuo,ta men de pi jiu shi zui hao de. ''lao wang mai gua, zi mai zi kua.''

dao le QING DAO PIE JIU de laoban.
ta he le LIME JUICE.
bie de pie jiu lean ling dao wen ,wei shen mame ni bu he ni de piepi jiu ne?
Ta huida ,nimen duo bu he piejiupijiu, wo ye bu neng he piepi jiu le.



 
hahahaha, it is hilarious !!   I nearly died laughing~~~  :D
0

This joke told us: Qingdao Beer is the best beer of the world!

REAL BEER (ZHENG DE PIE PI JIU)
IN HAMBURG,AFTER BEER FESTIVAL,WORLD FAMOUS BEER MANUFACTURER GATHER AT GRAND DINNER.
Zai Hanbao, pijiu jie guohou, shijie zhuming de pijiu shang juji zai huayuan you ming de pijiu gonsi lean dao ren yi zhi chi wan fan.
PRESIDENT OF BUDWEISER ORDER BUDWEISER BEER AND DRANK.
Baiwei pi jiu de  lean dao ren dongshizhang he baiwei pijiu.
TIGER BEER BOSS ORDER TIGER BEER AND DRANK,
hufa Hupai pijiu de laopan he  hufa pie  hupai jiu .
THEY ARE PRAISING THEIR PRODUCT.
Tamen shuo ,"lao wan mei gua zi mei zi kua"de chengzan gezi de pijiu shi zui hao de.
AFTER THAT QING DAO BEER PRESIDENT ARRIVE. 
daole Qingdao  PIE JIU  piju de laobandongshizhang dao le .
HE ORDER A CUP OF LIME JUICE.
Ta he le LIME JUICEyao le yi bei  qingning zhi .
OTHER BEER BOSS ASK ,WHY U DON'T DRINK YOUR PRODUCT BEER?HE ANSWERED."YOU ALL ARE NOT DRINKING BEER. SO I HAVE TO ABSTAIN FROM DRINKING BEER."
Bie de pie jiu lean dao wen ,pijiu shang wen, wei shenme ni bu he ziji de pie jiu ne?
Ta huida ,nimen duo dou bu he piejiu pijiu, wo ye bu neng he pie jiu le.

"FOR MY FRIEND FROM ZHENG JIANG WHO STURDIED AT QING DAO."
NYO" FROM BURMA

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English

0

The English part ...

REAL BEER

IN HAMBURG, AFTER A BEER FESTIVAL,WORLD FAMOUS BEER MANUFACTURERERS GATHERED AT A GRAND DINNER.
THE PRESIDENT OF BUDWEISER ORDERED BUDWEISER BEER AND STARTED DRINKING IT.
THE TIGER BEER BOSS ORDERED TIGER BEER AND STARTED DRINKING IT.
THEY WERE PRAISING THEIR OWN PRODUCT.
THEN, THE PRESIDENT OF QING DAO BEER ARRIVED.
HE ORDERED A CUP OF LIME JUICE.
THE OTHER BEER BOSSES ASKED ,WHY U DON'T YOU DRINK YOUR OWN BEER? HE ANSWERED."NONE OF YOU ARE DRINKING BEER, SO I ALSO HAVE TO ABSTAIN FROM DRINKING BEER."
"FOR MY FRIEND FROM ZHENG JIANG WHO STURDIED AT QING DAO."
NYO" FROM BURMA
 
:))

Want to progress faster?

Join this learning community and try out free exercises!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to learn a language from the comfort of your own home. Browse our selection of experienced language tutors and enroll in your first lesson now!

Start Learning Today