Please type out what he's saying in this video.

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It was a bit hard to understand him at some points because of the background noise.

0:13 - Uh, do me a favor. Why don’t you just reach in there and pull out a card, okay? Any one, it doesn’t really matter.

0:18 - Don’t let me see it, but show your friends the two of clubs.

0:21 Now, um…did you get the two of clubs?

0:24 - I was just joking, I’m sorry man. I’m sorry. We’ll try that again. It was my fault entirely.

0:32 Do me a favor, you reach in there and pull out a different one for me. It doesn’t matter, just pull one out. Just make sure it’s not the two of clubs, otherwise we gotta start over.

0:37 Again? I’m so, so sorry. Uh, I’ll tell you what. Say stop. I’ll just run my thumb down the side. Say stop.

0:44 - Right there, under the ten. Now take a look. Now what…

0:49 - Alright, you know what? Too many lonely Friday nights, but thanks for asking. Now, uh…I’ll tell you what. You look at them, pull out whatever one you want okay? Just pull one out.

0:59 - Sorry, sorry. Bad habit, bad habit.

1:02 - Got one?

1:04 - Alright. Remember your card. Don’t let me see it. Show your friends.

1:09 - Alright. Cool, cool? Don’t let the camera see it too, because he likes the Cheetos (may have been "to cheat", but I believe it was "the Cheetos")

1:14 - You put it back in there wherever you like. Awesome. That’s exactly where I would have put it. Alright, now…

1:22 - Thanks for laughing at that. You’re my (cannot hear clearly). Now uh, we’ll take a random card like the two of clubs.

1:29 - Tell you what. Hold your hand up for me. And put your other hand on top of the two. Good man. Now here’s the weird thing okay?

1:36 - That’s the six of diamonds. I know that’s not your card. But here’s the funny thing. That two of clubs? Looks an awful lot like that six.

1:43 - Now it would be a good trick if the six was in your hand. Would probably be a better trick if it was the card you picked. What was the card you picked?