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Oh my God: my wife's cooking! I think tonight I don't eat. Usually, I cook. But today my wife, maybe she's drunk, wants to cook!! She wants making russian omelette, "bliny", and she's some problems with ingredients... I've bad feelings... a big fear into me. I'm really hungry but I have fear to eat her omelettes! Fortunately it's Sunday and tomorrow I'm not going to work. I think two things: I spend my tomorrow morning in the toilette, or I can study German, if dinner will be Ok. See you later... I hope.

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Oh my God: my wife's cooking!

I think tonight I daren't/wont don't eat (or I don't think I want to eat tonight!). Usually, I cook. But today my wife, maybe she's drunk or something, wants to cook!! She wants to makeing Rrussian omelette, "blimey bliny", and she's got some problems with the ingredients already... I've got a bad feelings... a big fear into inside of me. I'm really hungry but I have a fear to eat her omelettes! (or I am afraid to eat ..)
Fortunately it's Sunday and tomorrow I'm not going to work. I am thinking two things could happen: I will either spend my tomorrow morning in the toilette, or I can study German, if dinner will be Ok.
See you later... I hope.


Ha ha very funny!

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I just wanted to add a bit more detail for talking about fear... We don't say "I have a fear to.." nor "I have fear to".

If we're talking about a general fear in our life (not just a specific situation), we can say: I have a fear of (for example: "I have a fear of spiders", "I have a fear of heights") or I'm afraid/scared of (e.g. "I'm afraid of heights" or "I'm scared of spiders")

When we "have fear" for a particular situation, we would say:  I'm scared/afraid to + infinitive.

For example:

I'm scared to eat her omelettes

I'm afraid to eat her omelettes 

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Oh my God: my wife's cooking!

I think tonight I don't eat. Usually, I cook. But today my wife, maybe she's drunk, wants to cook!! She wants to make  a  Russian  omelette, "blindly, and she's some problems with ingredients... I've bad feelings... a big fear into me. I'm really hungry but I have fear to eat her omelettes !
Fortunately, it's Sunday and tomorrow I'm not going to work. I think two things: I spend my tomorrow morning in the toilette, or I can study German, if dinner will be Ok.
See you later... I hope. 
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Haha, but omelette and Russian pancakes which stand for "bliny" are different things:)
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the word is БЛИНЫ, russian omelette, and I do not understand why it can not be a funny story. My wife always laughs like crazy at my jokes, she is Russian but at least with a lot of sense of humor, like the Italians or the English. I'm lucky and I'm sorry for you if you can't laugh like us.

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