Just for fun :) I didn't know what to write, that's why I just decided to translate one amusing text from Russian into English :) Advices of psychologist. Irene's question: One of guys from my university is most interested in my person. I am struggling to flirt with him to support his illusive hopes for our relationship. As a result he does my homework, does up my computer and my car and carries my bags. I don't deny that, certainly, all this is quite well but it is not enough for me. Please, give me some advices how I can get absolute power over this man and what I must do to destroy his personality and to destruct his faith of himself. Psychologist's answer: Dear Irene. From your letter, I've understood that you are a real leader and, also, I've figured out that you are most damned wretch I've ever heard. Therefore, I have to say the following. You should think over your thoughts in the morning. That's why you just should turn your gas-stove on as soon as possible and, then, you will go to bed because the best advise is found on the pillow.