What if If I had not born in Russia, I would not be able to speak Russian and read Russian classic literature. If I had not known Russian, I would have wanted to learn it. I wish I were able to speak English fluently. Were I from the UK I would read English classics in the original. As soon as I get a quite high level of English I will start to learn another language. If I had not been Russian, I would have traveled to Russia and tried to learn Russian. When I was a boy I was going to become a surgeon. If I had become a surgeon I would have killed quite a lot people and would be crazy. If I had not become a programmer I would be completely different a man. Profession plays a crucial role in human life. I would like to be a film director. If I were a film director I would film really nice movie and show the life as I can see it. Creativity must be in every human life. Had my grandpa been alive, he would have taught me how to weave baskets and how to collect mushrooms. If there were a time machine I would go to the time of youth of my parents and then of my grandparents. If I met myself in the past I would say: “Girls, who refused you, will become the unpleasant persons. Thank heaven, that none of them will not become your wife.” I wish I would stop thinking about all of that. If people could read the thoughts of other people, the life would be much more complicated. If I had known that the weather is not so cold today, I would put on a shirt with short sleeves.