THE DAY I BOUGHT MY WEDDING SUIT I got married about 13 years ago. I wanted to get married wearing a funny and different suit. For example, I liked one in green or red colour. In addition, I had seen a fantastic shirt. It was black and had four awesome embroidered poker cards on one shoulder. I was decided. The problem was my mother. She wanted a son dressed with the classical suit, in black or blue. And, of course, I had to forget my shirt. I tried to convince her but it was impossible, mainly because she was going to pay the suit and, in Spain at least, who pays is who is in charge. Eventually, I got buying a white suit, since I did not want a classic look; even so, it happened the thing I did not wish; I spent a lot of money on a suit to just wear it once. Fashion is against cost-effectiveness. It is a pity.