A remarkable incident So today I was standing on street minding my own business when an unknown guy approached to me and ask me if I can tell him if he is sexy. Naturally, I thought he was planning to steal all my belongs on daylight. This is Caracas, you know?0 I considered it done already actually. So he repeated the question loudly: 'Am I sexy to you?', said he raising his hands on a polite gesture. All that I was thinking was how deep into my ass was my phone. Deep enough to save it from this guy? -All I have in my bag is dirty underwear.-I said- I'm going home from work. I just spend 3 days on work. I don't have anything valuable. Please. -So I ask you if I'm sexy and you talk about all the dirty underwear you keep on your bag? That's a yes? -That's a please don't rob me... -I'm not going to rob you! Well...-I thought- -I have a job interview now. Ok, dude. -I'm Renato. Why this things always happens to me? -Say something! Then I saw my friend's car trying to park nearby and went quickly to him. Caracas is full of crazy folks. Really. Some crazy people lives here, I swear.