A joke in Chinese and English 开心一笑： 老公和曾经暗恋的女同学逛商场，迎面碰上老婆，正不知如何是好时，老婆竟来了句：小两口逛街啊。老公刚想解释，沒想到女同学居然往他身上靠了靠，面带桃花回了句：嗯，是啊，你老公怎么没陪你来啊……老婆直接说，我老公遛狗去了…… A joke: A husband was shopping with his female classmate,which he loved at school. (let's use lover to call her) then his wife showed up,and said with smile:"you sweet two are shopping together.huh?" then his lover walked even closer to him, smilling like who falling in love,and replied happily and proudly:"Yeah,where is your husband?" his wife replied:"he is walking the dog."