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I almost killed someone. Today I told a funny joke to my crazy friends. I laughed so hard and almost rolled on the floor over my own but unfortunately they didn't get it and didn't laughed at all. I was so heartbroken and angry that I ran immediately into a toilet. I washed my face with the cold water and looked at the mirror. I starred myself for a few minute into the mirror and I smiled, He smiled. I closed my eyes but I don't know whether he did the same or not. I starred him again. suddenly... ' What the hell are you doing? Move! I'm cleaning this area." said a toilet cleaner. I turned my head and starred her with my big eyes. I looked right into her eyes for a while and with my serious face, I punched the mirror hardly until it broken. She was so shocked and started screaming like a goat bleating. After a few second she got tired bleating and fainted. I think I just freaked her out. Did I? hmm, anyway, I walked out slowly and left her alone, I let her to enjoy her nice sleep because I have another good joke to tell my friends. I can't wait to tell them. :) click here for update about the woman ------> http://www.italki.com/entry/603189

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I almost killed someone.

Today I told a funny joke to my crazy friends. I laughed so hard and almost rolled on the floor over my own but unfortunately they didn't get it and didn't laugh at all. I was so heartbroken and angry that I run immediately into a toilet. I washed my face with the cold water and looked into the mirror. I starred myself for a few minutes and I smiled, He smiled. I closed my eyes but I didn't know whether he did the same or not. I starred him again. suddenly... ' What the hell are you doing? Move on! I'm cleaning this area." said a toilet cleaner. I turned around my head and starred her with my big eyes. I looked right into her eyes for a while and with my serious look, I punched the mirror hardly until it broken. She was so shocked and started screaming like a goat bleating. After a few seconds she got tired bleating and fainted. I think I just freaked her out. Did I? hmm, anyway, I walked out slowly and left her alone, I let her to enjoy her nice sleep because I have another good joke to tell my friends. I can't wait to tell them. :)

click here for update about the woman ------> http://www.italki.com/entry/603189

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