Would you like to know when it comes to love for the vocabulary?

Could you check my grammar errors? Actually, I’d like to send this to the one of the English newspapers.
Today, I wanna give you a lesson when it comes to love in order to show that you have sense of humour when you talk about love in English.
Pick-up line or chat-up line
Pick-up line or chat-up line means it is a method on how to start to talk to someone whom you don’t know very well but you want to chat with that person. especially men, who want to show their interests to women but have no ideas how to start. So, this is a conversation opener for them.
Here we go…..
1) Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
2) Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
3) Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
4) You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
5) If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry because of the fear of losing you.
6) If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
7) Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
8) I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U (You)?
9) Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
{Why?}
Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
10) Can I have directions?
[To where?]
To your heart.
11) You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Well, hopefully, you can start a conversation with someone that you love from now on. Would you like to know more? Please leave a comment if you don’t understand and want more. I’ll explain it to you more. a bit further.