A few marriage lines few marriage lines A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!'       A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?'   He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'