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Two short jokes A: What's more disgusting than to see a worm in the apple you are just biting? B: Half of a worm. Mom urges the son to get up: Hey, boy, you know a getting-up-early bird has worms to eat. The son argues: What if a getting-up-early worm?

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Hahaha - i enjoyed these jokes =) here are the corrections below, i have changed quite a bit of it so that the joke makes sense. 

 

Two short jokes

A: What's more disgusting than to seeing a worm in the apple you are just biting?
B: Half of a worm.


Mom urges the son to get up: Hey, boy, you know a getting-up-early the early bird has gets the worm. s to eat. The son argues: What about the early worm? if a getting-up-early worm?

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