Some Simple Anecdotes.

Hey, I will trry to share a few anecdotes from Brazil. Hope you enjoy.
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The litle Little Jack comes inside athe house running and shows to his father a new knife that he found on the street.
- Are you sure that knife its lost? - Asks the father. - I'm sure its lost, I'm sure. I've seen with my own eyes the man looking for it.

The litle Little Jack arrived at home and gave to his father the mensal monthly bill from the school. -My God! How is expensive is study in this school?! And the boy replies: - And look, father, I'm the one who less study studies least in my class!

In Biology class, the professor asks: - Little Jack! How mutch many testicles does we have? - Four professor - answered the boy without blinking. - Four? Are you crazy? - Well... At least my two I'm sure!

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Little Jack's Birthday:

Jack's Moms mum wants to know how much many friends does has jack invited to come to his birthday
- So, How many boys will are coming come?
The litle Little Jack:
- All toguether are ten.
The Mom Mum:
-Have you invited the twins Peter and Tiago?
The litle Little Jack:
As they are equal, I've just invited one.

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That's all folks. :)

Good, well done!