A funny story

I'm going to tell you a funny story which occured to one of my best friends. I remember I laughed so hard when he told me this, I hope it doesn't get boring because of my english skills and I will even try to make it funnier :P

One day during high school (we were like 13 years old so I don't know if it's correct to say high school) before the classes began, my friend Jorge bought a Coca-Cola (Coke) in the store next to the school (What is the difference between "beside" and "next to"? - here you could use either, but "next to" is more often used to describe buildings that are beside each other.). But he didn't buy a normal soda, he bought the coldest and, therefore, most delicious Coke in all the fridge, it was even sweating! Let's call it "Coldest & Tastiest Coke".

He didn't want to open it but right after the physical education class, because he planned on giving his maximum effort and then drinking the Coldest & Tastiest Coke as a reward for his sacrifice. Water is for lazy and boring people, soda is for the winners! (I'm being sarcastic)

Imagine a sports movie during the moment of truth: the time when the protagonist realizes it is all in his/her hands to conquer the world and be the very best... Well, during that lesson, my friend was that person. He was the man. The class finished and he returned to the classroom where the desired object was waiting for the champion...

And this is the time when I ask myself why life is so unfair, but I don't get any response. Coldest & Tastiest Coke wasn't beautiful anymore: an evil (probably wouldn't say mind here-maybe villain? Or mastermind would work--like a supervillain) had drunk the soda before the class without my friend noticing it. We never knew who was the culprit of such a crime. I didn't see my friend's face when he discovered that, but it must have been very funny, hahaha. And, of course, I laughed for so much time (more common to say "I laughed so much" or "I loved for so long") when he told me this disgrace.

Nowadays, he says he doesn't remember the story anymore, but it doesn't matter because here is his loyal friend to remember him the story for him. :D

That's all, I hope you can help me fixing this text, i'd be very glad ;)

Ha ha! Poor Jorge! What a tragedy!