Valentines day is useless and stupid On 14th february the people celebrate one of the most stupidest days in the year: The valentines day. Its a commercial festival like christmas which is today just used to make money with useless stuff. And again the people celebrate it like christmas and think they are the best and unfailable and that everybody is loved by everyone but at the same time they let all singles staying outside in the cold night again like from 24th to 26th december. And sadly this capitalistic tread is also happening in Asia. But this time I read in the internet what to do against it. While you people will get chocolate from your stupid girlfriends and female collegues on 14th february and you give them white chocolate on 14th march back, I will celebrate the day all lifeforms which were created under the Yin sign shall do: I will celebrate the "Black Day" which is on 14th april. Thats a korean tradition and from now on I will include this into my Yin religion because Yin is black and dark also. So the people which didn´t get anything on 14th february and nothing on 14th march also (so people which are single like me), have to eat noodles with black sauce. These noodles are known as Jajangmyeon 자장면. I don´t have them now but maybe I can find a asian shop here in Berlin (we have some in the city) where I can buy those noodles and the black sauce. The internet sais that you also can celebrate this black day in the other months on every 14th but I think its enough to do it one day of the year which is the 14th april. Because I have to celebrate this my whole life every year on that day this will be enough. Cause I would never get anything. Cause I´m single. Cause I´m pure. So I will eat them on every 14th april starting this year in 2011 the year in which also a Yin sign rules. So its a good year to start. I have to work on that day (like on all days outside the weekend) but then I go home and eat my black noodles while you other people didn´t went to work because you have to celebrate this "important" festival. Luckily I´m a communist so work means more to me then these capitalistic festivals with no sense. I also didn´t knew before what Jajangmyeon is but I uploaded a picture here as you can see. Its just from Google and not by me because I never made these noodles already. Ah by the way I just also found out that the noodles are originally from China known as 炸酱面. So why the chinese don´t eat these noodles on the 14th april? Thats strange. 克 里 斯 蒂 安