Be careful to the supermarket's scam!!! I want you to inform about a scam in which, unfortunately, I was a victim .... maybe, knowing the mechanism, you'll be able to avoid it! Last week I went to the supermarket. After completing my purchases, I went to the parking lot to load my purchases in the car and I was approached by two girls very showy (probably Russian or Eastern) succinctly dressed in miniskirts and very low-cut top. A blonde and a brunette, really very nice and provocative. The two scammers approach you by offering to wash the windscreen of the car and, of course, they do it in sensual and provocative way, leaning their breasts against the glass and something like that. When you offer them a tip they refuse and ask instead the favour to give them a lift to another supermarket. If you accepted they sit behind and, while you 're driving, they start to play with each other, touching and kissing everywhere. This obviously distracts you from driving. Suddenly the brunette moves to the passenger seat and begins to touch you. Since it's impossible to drive in such a situation, you stop somewhere a bit secluded ... At that point, always the brunette climbs on you and, by taking the initiative, she drags you in a sexual intercourse. Taking advantage of your distraction the blonde gets off the car, opened the boot, steals all your purchases and runs away. You notice it, stop the intercourse, get off the car, you compose summarily yourself and try to chase her; so the other girl runs in the opposite direction. They are very smart and dangerous. I myself have fallen into the trap. Monday morning they stole me six bottles of water, Monday evening a litre of olive oil. Tuesday a package of cookies. Wednesday a toothbrush. Thursday morning, six eggs and evening a package of tissues. Friday lunchtime a can of tuna. Saturday in the late morning a comb, and a tube of mayonnaise after lunch. I Suggest extreme caution !!! Now excuse me but I have to go to the grocery store that the salt it's finished. .....I hope you enjoyed this joke! I found it in an Italian forum and I couldn't resist to translate it.