Happy birthday to me!
Yes, today is my birthday...
I've accomplished quite a lot. Cooking all day long isn't the way many of you imagine your own day of birth i guess, but i like to tinker with all sorts of things, and mixing ingredients into something eatable is one such activity.
Here is the small check list:
1. Cinnamon pumpkin rolls. Done. Eaten.
2. Cinnamon sugar cookies. Done. Eaten. (I hid some for tomorrow morning tea)
3. Sand crust jam pie. Done. Half eaten. (if it wasn't so huge, it would have been eaten on the spot)
4. Waffle tubes with the boiled condensed milk filling. Done. One third eaten (The pile of tubes was to intimidating to eat it in one sitting)
5. Pumpkin coffee cakes. Done. Eaten.
6. Pizzas. Done. Eaten. (Both of them)
What else can i say.
This community is empty as an outer ridge of the Andromeda nebula and as talkative as a jolly company of mermaids. No one wants to skype, no one wants to correct mistakes, no one takes invitations, no one answers your messages. I feel like Conan the Cimmerian crying out loud into the empty void and getting no results whatsoever in response except for occasional snake hissing in the background.
People you are great, somewhere deep inside, maybe, I hope so. Would you open your clams, Please!?
Have a nice... whatever you have on your side of the globe, and take care!
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Thank you, people!
Hope you spend your birthdays in less troubled way than i do... But, after all, sacrificing yourself, destroying supplies of white sugar, is the way you have to follow, in order to save humanity.
Virtual cookies for all of you! :)
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З днем народження! Все буде добре!=)
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Happy Birthday! You have a great sense of humor. I will talk to you, if you want:)
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Your English is great, too. Just a couple of things worth pointing out. The word 'tinker' is used almost exclusively for mechanical things. 'Fiddle about' or 'mess around' might work here. Also, don't forget that 'I' is always a capital letter. Boring but true. There are plenty of native speakers who are too lazy to click the caps key and think that it doesn't matter. It does. Oh, and happy birthday. Leave the washing up till tomorrow.
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Great entry. Really funny. Not much on this site makes me laugh, but this did.
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