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Just a joke There's an old joke from USSR era. Somehow, US spy finds himself out in the woods of the northern Siberia. He travels all day, and by night he finds a cabin (in the woods). He looks inside and sees a russian guy there, and asks him (carelessly): - Sorry, do you speak English? - Yes, I do, but how gives a damn? That's why it's great to have a place where you can find somebody to practice your English ;)

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Just a joke

There's an old joke from the USSR era.
Somehow, a US spy finds himself out in the woods of the northern Siberia. He travels all day, and by night he finds a cabin (in the woods) that night. He looks inside and sees a Russian guy there, and asks him (carelessly):
- Sorry, do you speak English?
- Yes, I do, but how who gives a damn?

That's why it's great to have a place where you can find somebody to practice your English. ;)

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Just a joke

There's an old joke from the USSR era.
Somehow, a U.S. spy finds himself out in the woods of the northern Siberia. He travels all day, and by night at nightfall he finds a cabin (in the woods). He looks inside and sees a rRussian guy there, and asks him (carelessly):
- Sorry, do you speak English?
- Yes, I do, but how who gives a damn?

That's why it's great to have a place where you can find somebody to practice your English with ;)

 

Hey Mykola are you sure that he was from the U.S. I think it is only Canadians like me who are always saying 'Sorry' ;)

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Nice one!
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And there's another joke about the American spy in Siberia who gets lost in the taiga. He finds an izba where there lives a very old woman. She gives him some food to eat, and water to drink. Just as the American spy is ready to leave, the old woman says, "Признайся, сынок, ты не сибиряк, а американский шпион." The American thinks, "How does she know I'm an American spy. I speak Russian perfectly, and I'm dressed in typical clothing for a Siberian." So he asks the old woman how she knows he's an American spy, and not a Siberian. And the old woman replies, "Только смотри на себя в зеркало, сынок. Ты ведь негр!"

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