Ｔｏｄａｙ　Ｉ’ｍ　Ｄｒｕｎｋｅｒ

Ｔｏday I drank alcohle alcohol.
It is dificult that I speak English because I 'm Drunker. It is difficult to speak English because I am drunk. 
Japanese called drinking "nomi - nication"
(nomi is nomu.it means drink. nication is communication.)
I drink Potato shochu lock.
It is very stroiin strong alcohol alchole.
I am busy to have to ride the train and go home.
I sleep train's home.I was likly to through last train.  I slept through the train ride home. I almost slept through the last trian.
I stand up to trough last train. I woke up, though. 
I go made it home. I am very happy.
good night everyone :Ｄ

I am glad you made it home safely!

Ｔｏｄａｙ　Ｉ’ｍ　Ｄｒｕｎｋ

Ｔｏday, I drank alcohol.
It is difficult for me to speak English because I 'm drunk.
Japanese call drinking and talking: "nomi - nication"
(Nomi is nomu, meaning drink. Nication is communication.)
I drank Potato shochu lock.
It is a very strong alcohol.
I took the train to get back home.
I slept on the train on my way home. I was likely on the last train.
I stood up on the last train.
I got home. I am very happy.
Good night everyone :Ｄ