My Favorite Urban Words (Slang Words) 1) and then I found five dollars a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile. "yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead. ...and then i found 5 dollars." 2) Bae A lover or significant other "Bae, come here so I can kiss you." 3) eargasm The chill down your spine you get when listening to amazing music. "I got an eargasm while listening to Under the Mistletoe by Pentatonix live." 4) get off my planet a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone" mom: David, go do your homeowrk, David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house. mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic 5) Selfie A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera. 6) SWAG The most used word in the whole universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet. Assface Magee: I got so much swag 7) lmao Laughing My Ass Off. Used online only. Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places. Joe: LMAO! 8) smh Acronym for 'shake my head' or 'shaking my head.' Usually used when someone finds something so stupid, no words can do it justice. Sometimes it's modified to 'smfh' or 'smmfh' by those that prefer profanity in their internet acronyms. trick1: i got a headache...i hit myself in the head with my knee while trying to do situps. trick2: smh 9) bonkers (adj) crazy, wild "Don't go bonkers!"