Diary of a Southern Spaniard in Norway. A true story. Part one.

August 13th
Today I moved into my new home in northern Norway. What I have is work and peace ! Everything is so beautiful here ... The mountains are so majestic . Almost I can not wait to see them covered with snow. How good to have left behind the heat , humidity , traffic , tourists and unemployment. This is life!

October 16th
Norway is the most beautiful place I've seen in my life. The leaves have gone through all the shades of color between red and orange. I went for a walk in the woods and first saw a my first deer. They are so agile , so elegant , is and are one of the most colorful(? beautiful) animals I have ever seen . This has to be paradise. I hope it snows soon. This is life !

November 12th
Soon begin deer hunting season begins soon. I can not imagine anyone wanting to kill one of these creatures of God. Winter came . I hope it snows soon. This is life!

December 5th
It snowed last night . I woke up and found everything covered in a white coat . Looks like a postcard ... a movie. I went out to remove snow from the driveway. I made a snowman and then had a snowball fight with my neighbors ( I won ) and when the snowplow happened came again , I had to re-clean the snow from the driveway. What a beautiful snow! . What a nice place ! Norway is life.

December 12th
Last night it snowed again. I love it. The snowplow came back to dirty my driveway, but good that's okay. . . What can we do anyway? this is life ...

December 20th
Last night it snowed again. I could not completely clear the driveway because before the end I finished passed the snowplow passed again, so today I could not go to work. I'm a little tired of cleaning the snow. Damn snowplow ! What life is this? 

December 24th
Snow fell again last night , or rather . . . white shit . I have my hands feel broken because of using the blade shovel. I think the snowplow is watching me from the corner and waiting for to pass when i finished to cleaning . Shit life!

December 25th
Merry White Christmas , but really white , because they are it's full of covered in white shit . If I catch the guy who drives the snowplow , I swear I 'll kill him. I do not understand why they do not use more salt on the roads to melt the ice faster .

to be continued...

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Funny stuff, Juan! Just watch your use of punctuation, you don't need spaces before commas, periods, etc.