Fan's Jokes #6 in English My girlfriend was clamoring for a present since it was the anniversary. "Honey, I want a sports car. I heard that Lamborghini is really fast. It only takes three seconds to accelerate from 0 to 100." I shook my head. "Well... A Ferrari is also okay. It only takes five seconds to accelerate from 0 to 100." I smiled, hugging her, and said,"All those cars are not good enough for you. You're my precious, and I'll buy you the best, the fastest from 0 to 100." Then I bought her a brand new bathroom scale. /* So, this is Fan's Jokes No.6. I write jokes in English in my notebook, or write jokes translated from Chinese. Any corrections are truly appreciated. */