A funny story

Rafting on the river, there are always a lot af impressions and adrenaline in the blood. However, this event about I will tell you about was special. The river was not difficult. We had left the hard parts behind. We were relaxed. My friend and I lay in our gondolas and moved the paddles a little. The river was wide, about 100 meters. There was a wild forest on the banks. Suddenly we saw mother bear with her kids, and she was looking at us. The distance from the bank to s was about 50 meters. But human stupidity is incredible! I picked my paddle up, held it like a gun, aimed at the mother-bear, and yelled "bum-bum". Immediately the mother-bear started to swiming toward us, and she was swimming very fast, doing the butterfly! Immediately we started to swim too, but the bear swam faster, and the distance between us was less and less. It looked like she was going to eat us, but suddenly she tuurned back and swam to the bank. Maybe she remembered about her kids. We did not stop till the wild family disappeared in the wood. After few minutes, we were sitting in silence. My friend looked at me and said "You are such idiots! Do you know why did she turned back? We so farted so much because of fear, and she can`t breath any more."

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