Railways Crossing

Hi everyone here it is I try to make the funny story from my culture I hope can be fixed the unusual sentences. Thank you.

One day in the morning bright, Deni was a guard of railways crossing in the main street, Jakarta. Suddenly, the older man toward her.

Older man : "Execuse me, what time does the train who want to go to Semarang?"
Guard man: "let see, it is thirty past nine"
Older man : "and how about to Surabaya?"
Guard man: "it is six o'clock!"
Older man : "When does it to Bandung?"
Guard man: "it's 4 o'clock! little bit peevedly.... Actually where are you going?"
Older man: "eee.. sorry, I just to go crossing"
Older man: "*#$&*&#$*&#($*#&$*&..."