May 31, 2010

It seems that my firends enjoy jokes, so I will translate some more nifties that have been popular in China lately into English.
看起来我的朋友们喜欢笑话，那么我想把更多的一些近来在中国流行的俏皮话翻译成英文。
But there are some cultural differences between English and Chinese, so maybe you won't think some of them are so interesting.
不过中英之间有一些文化差异，也许你们会觉得其中一些不是那么有趣。
Anyway, here we go!
不管怎样，我们开始吧！

1. I hope that you cannot find the seasoning bags when you eat instant noodles in your lifetime.
1、我祝你一辈子吃泡面的时候找不到调料包。

2. If I don't eat enough, how can I have enough strength to lose weight.
2、不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？

3. I can resist everything, except temptation.
3、我能抵挡一切，除了诱惑。

4. Please don't speak Chinese to me any more, 好吗? lol
4、请你以后不要再我面前说英文，OK？

5. As a typical character of failure, you are very succeed in fact.
5、作为失败的典型，你其实很成功。

6. The simpliest secret for living long: keep breathing; do not expire.
6、最简单的长寿秘诀：保持呼吸，不要断气~~~

I hope you enjoy them.
希望你们喜欢：）