What to do and not to in England. (Part two). The lake district in the north is stunning and probably some of England's best scenery. It has our highest mountain, more of a hill really. Scotland hold's claim to Ben Nevis the UK's highest mountain. Wales boasts some great countryside! Especially Snowdonia national park. Pembrokeshire has gorgeous coastline it's very rugged but quintessential to seeing wales. Word of warning you may have trouble understanding the welsh language. Sounds like their going to spit all the time. But most people will speak English! The Scottish highlands: this is one of my absolute places in the UK! I go climbing here a lot. Lots of mountains and terrific scenery. It's so Peaceful when your all on your own on the mountain you can't hear anything. You see most Brits are to fat and lazy to go up. An ah one last place of note. The yorkshire dales I've been told are similar to inner Mongolia. Lots of rolling moors. If you go to York they're worth a look. Food to try Now obviously I bet your thinking that we have a crap cuisine but your wrong! England has some very good dishes!! Either try these home cooking or at a good pub for maximum culinary delight. Fish and chips is obviously on the menu but try and have this at the seaside as freshly caught fish can't be beat! Lyme Regis has a great stand on the sea front. Steak and kidney pie. Served with mash, gravy, cabbage and carrots. An absolute winner. Others of note: Sunday roast dinner, full English breakfast (if you want a heart attack), Shepard or cottage pie, chicken tikka masala (Indian based curry dish created in the uk as the Brits can't handle their spicey food), jellied eels in London ;). So many pies to try. Bangers and mash is a good shout. Lancashire hotspot as well. You need to try every English pudding under the sun while your in England. This is something we do very well. Apple Charlotte, rhubarb crumble, gooseberry fool, Victoria sponge cake, spotted dick, jam roly poly. All should be served with dollops of hot custard. Also try summer pudding and eton mess. I may have forgotten some as there's so many but ask any good Brit and they can recommend a few. Places to avoid: Unfortunately the list is staring to get bigger and bigger in the uk now but don't worry you can avoid these with the following list. Don't go to: Leeds, Birmingham, Luton, Watford, Manchester, Bradford, some parts of London, Stockport, Glasgow (absolute shit hole in Scotland excuse my French!). That's it really most cities in the north