Jokes. - 20120629 1. The wife asked her husband:"When we were in love, you promised me that if I marry you, you may give me whatever I want, you could even pick the moon off for me. Now I am your wife already, will you give me the moon?" Having a look out of the eindow, the husband replied:"It was not me who didn't want to pick it off. The point is, the moon comes during the evening, but you didn't allow me to hang out." 一对结婚多年的夫妇，一天老婆质问老公：“咱两个谈恋受的时侯，你说我要是嫁给你，就算我想要天上的月亮，你也会摘给我。现在我已经嫁给你了，可你答应给我摘的月亮呢。” 老公望了望窗外，道：“不是我不给你摘，问题是月亮它老在夜里出来，而你晚上又不让我外出。” 2、Wife:"Honey, didn't you tell me that I am the goddess to you before we got married?“ Husband :"I think I indeed told you. However now I am a antitheist" (Tips: should I use "a" or "an" in front of antitheist?) 老公，结婚前你不是常对我说，我是你的女神吗？” “老婆，现在你总该看出来，自从结婚后，我成了一个无神论者。” 3. Lin(the husband):"You always compete with our neighbour Yang. You asked me to decorate our house in the same way after he decorated his; you asked me to buy a same computer as his. I am curious about what you will do this time." The wife:"Why? Did they buy anything new?" "He got married again with a young and pretty wife." Answered Lin. 小林对妻子说：“你老爱与隔壁小扬家比，他家装修了房屋，你要我也照着他家的装修模式装修我们家的房屋；他家买了一台电脑，你要我也买一台和他家一模一样的电脑，你看这下可怎么办？” “他们家又增添什么新玩意了吗？”妻子焦急的问道。 “他昨天娶了一个年轻漂亮的老婆。”丈夫答道。 4. Husband:"Sweetie, why did you turn me down when I proposed to you? In fact you loved me." Wife:"I was wondering about your instant reaction." Husband:"Aha, what if I got upset and left?" Wife:"No worries, I had already locked the door." 丈夫：“亲爱的，你既然这样爱我，为什么我第一次你求婚的时候，你不马上答应呢？” 妻子：“因为我要看拒绝后，你的反应是怎样啊。” 丈夫：“哦，可是如果当时我掉头就走，那你怎么办？” 妻子：“放心，你走不出去的，因为我早把大门锁上了。” Reminder: Sunny need to find out the correct translation of "一对夫妻 The husband and his wife", should it be a couple or a pair of couples.