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A made-up screenplay This is a made-up screenplay of Sheldon and Penny from douban: http://www.douban.com/group/topic/8707865/ I translate it into English, enjoy it, my friends, LOL LOL LOL Sheldon：( knock on the door ) Penny，Penny，Penny… Penny：( open the door ) What’s up？ Sheldon：Could you please let me touch your boobs again？ Penny：What ?? Sheldon：Boobs are made up with a very unique material. When there is an external force put on it, it can get a significant deformation without being destroyed, and once the external force is removed, it will go back to its original state. In order to study the elastic deformation of this material, I have to take experiments on it with different size of the force, direction and duration of action to observe its deformation degree on size, shape and local relative deformation. Plus, touching your boobs feels very well, and I want to experience it again. Penny：( Get confused at the beginning, then know what he means ) You sick freak, fuck off !!!!( close the door ) Sheldon looked somewhat confused, then went back home, and quit this idea, the two were good again.

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Penny：( Gets confused at the beginning, then know realizes what he means ) You sick freak, fuck off !!!!( closes the door )

Sheldon lookeds somewhat confused, then went goes back home, and quits this idea; the two were are good again.

[You take up quite a challenge - can I do any less?  Your English is quite advanced, by the way.  The main change I made is to bring the screenplay up to present tense.  All screenplays use present tense, unless very special conditions are present.]

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Sheldon and Penny...from Big Bang Theory? Ahahaha, I love that show! Oh, and excellent translation. Your English skills are now superior to that of 98% of English-speaking youth on the Internet.
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Perhaps you are like Richard Gere in First Knight: accepting any challenge for the sake of it.
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OK, I accept it, sir. you wait!
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@Professor B, my English is that terrible ? Only Dave and darkknightwin can understand it? Are you challenging me ?

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