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Three jokes My friend told me her cat is like a dandelion. Too many fluffy make her sneeze. The cat often eats his falling fur, which isn't good for him, so my friend fed the cat some triggers/emetic to let him throw up. The poor cat threw out while he was walking, even in my friend's shoes. In the robot lab, my lecturer asked students to make videos of the performance of their own robots to avoid plagiarizing. I was shocked by how professional these students are. They brought cameras and tripods. I felt they are directors to make documentaries??? Halsey's joke: she went to an event with makeup(including eyelashes) at night. She was too hung-over to clean off. In the next day morning, her boyfriend was scared by a spider besides their pillow.

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Three jokes

My friend told me her cat is like a dandelion. Too much fluff makes her sneeze. The cat often eats his fur when he sheds, which isn't good for him, so my friend fed the cat some triggers/emetic to let him throw up. The poor cat threw up while he was walking and even threw up in my friend's shoes.

In the robot lab, my lecturer asked students to make videos of the performance of their own robots to avoid plagiarizing. I was shocked by how professional these students are. They brought cameras and tripods. I felt like they were documentary directors.

Halsey's joke: she went to an event with makeup (including false eyelashes (or maybe you meant to say mascara?)) at night. She was too hung-over to clean up. The next morning, her boyfriend was startled to find a spider beside their pillow.
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Three jokes

My friend told me her cat is like a dandelion. Too many fluffy much fluff makes her sneeze. The cat often eats his falling loose fur, which isn't good for him, so my friend fed the cat some triggers/ an emetic to let make him throw up. The poor cat threw out up while he was walking, even in my friend's shoes.

In the robot lab, my lecturer asked students to make videos of the performance of their own robots to avoid plagiarizing. I was shocked by how professional these students are. They brought cameras and tripods. I felt they are directors ready to make documentaries.???

Halsey's joke: She went to an event with makeup (including eyelashes) at night. When she got home afterward, she was too hung-over to clean everything off. In The next day morning, her boyfriend was scared by a spider besides their pillow.

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Comments: "Fluffy" is an adjective. So "The cat is fluffy" and "The fluffy cat makes her sneeze" are okay. But you can't use "fluffy" as a noun. I changed "fluffy" to the noun "fluff." Because "fluff" is a non-count noun, I changed "too many" to "too much."

"Falling fur" is grammatically okay but sounds strange. I changed "falling" to "loose" but the sentence would be okay with no adjective there at all. We know the fur is "falling/loose" as soon as we read that the cat eats it!

"She was too hung-over to clean off" is grammatically okay but I added the clause to make the situation a little clearer and show the relationship to the previous sentence.

If you have questions about the other corrections, please let me know and I will try answer them. I hope this help. I always enjoy funny stories! Thank you for making me smile!

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