Why Russian people never smile? Hy guys. Today I want to tell you why the Russians smile so little. I had never thought about this before, but I noticed that people who speak European languages smile much more often. I thought .... Why is this so? I thought, thought, and ... and once I saw an interview with Mila Kunis where she compared the Russian language and Klingon. Eureka. It's so hard to smile when you speak Russian. Look: There is a word - love. Nice word. Good word. Sexual word. Just listen to how it sounds ... LOVE. In Russian, love will be ЛЮБОВЬ. ЛЮ-БО-ВЬ. Is it sexy? Yes, if you like stiffness in sex. One more word to pat. For example, Pat a friend on the shoulder. In Russian, it will sound like Похлопать or Потрепать. It doesn’t sound friendly. So, the first reason why Russians don’t smile is that our language is not sexy and it sounds rude. The second reason is that all Russians are mafia. Yes, mafia!!! Why is the Russian mafia cooler than Italian? Do you know the answer? Because when an Italian speaks to you, you want to dance. If a Russian speaks to you, you want to run as far as possible. The third reason is that Russians do not know how to think positively. Russians are not sure about tomorrow. Russian heads are always busy with the question - how to survive? Not how to live but how to survive. And the fourth reason is corruption. Russia has one hundred and thirty-eighth place in terms of corruption in the world. How can you smile here after that? I don’t know! I can’t. The fifth reason is the Russian media. If you watch Russian television, your brain begins to boil. I'm talking about the news now. On all news channels they say how good it is to live in Russia, how safe it is to live in Russia. They say on TV that we have good salaries, good roads, clean streets, and the best healthcare system. In general, according to Russian media, Russia is the best country in the world. And then you look out the window and understand: somewhere you are being deceived. Where are the reasons for smiles? There is none of them. I want to clarify, everything I said is just my personal opinion.