Conversation about nothing There are many possibilities to catch cattle with a rope. When the huge stream of animals is running toward you, you have some tools to survive. At first you can run faster than them. Secondly, if you want to live, you need to stretch a rope for the entire spread of a plain. It's necessary to be loud in this situation and don't allow the cattle to crush you. When you created a particular border between you and the cattle you must march like southern peoples which settled this place in the past. Your dress mustn't be bright because the cattle doesn't like it. So, don't forget to show a fig to them, they are afraid of it. Actually, neither first nor second way will help you, especially the second way but if you want to live you must try. Ok, I suggest to imagine you are prepared to meet with the cattle and you repeated all the ways you will do. What’s next? I don't care because, I want to underline it, I am master of theory and I've never been in the same situation. Next unit will be about football. I like observing how the players are running without a ball in a triangle and think they are cool. All of them breathe with oxygen, go around like one column, and seem like suffixes. They never think about a current score. Their coach supposed that they entered in this championship not across a bed but he was wrong. He was led with various ideas about term of his contract. Nobody including him wants to lose his money. He found a solution to the problem. He determined to consider all tools of winning. He took sharp knife and cut all players’ "balls". His experience talks him that these "substances without their balls" could win the championship among women.