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Joke #2 a family get up in the morning. Parents are going to at work, a little child Vova is going to at school. Mum is taking a bath, daddy is cleaning the tooths. daddy is thinking that he want have love with mum. process is starting, and in that time Vova opens the door and see as daddy is loving mum. Father is thinking " oh my Gosh, i must will do anything that would a child will not understand that we are doing". He is starting beat to mum on the ass and say " It is for you that you do not beat Vova anymore" Vova say: - it is very right, daddy and have love with a cat, that would it do not scratch me.

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A family gets up in the morning. Parents are going to at work, a little child Vova is going/ will go to at school. Mum is taking a bath, daddy is washing his teeth.
Daddy is thinking that he want to make love with mum. Process is beginning, and at that that moment, Vova opens the door and see as that daddy is loving mum.
Dad is thinking " Oh my Gosh, I  must will do something that would makes a child will not understand what we are doing". He is starting to hit  mum in the ass and says: " It is so for you that you do not hit Vova anymore"
Vova say: - Daddy is very right,  and "had love" with a cat, that would do that it doesn't scratch him anymore.

"A family gets up in the morning. Parents go to work, a small child Vova will go to school. Mom is taking a bath, dad is brushing his teeth.
Dad is thinking he wants to make love with mom. The process is beginning, and at that moment Vova opens the door and sees that Dad is loving Mom.
The father thinks: "My God, I must do something that makes a child not understand what we are doing." He is starting to hit mom in the ass and says: "It's so for you don't hit Vova."
Vova says: - Dad is very right ... and "had love" with a cat, that would do that it doesn't scratch her anymore".

- I changed the order a little and some words and sentences so that they were coherent.

Now,

- Thoot (singular), theet (plural)

- Do not use "for"
(You have to study "Prepositions", they are very easy;).

I am not a native, I am also learning English, but I did my best to correct the text. :)

P.D. Vova traumatized, and poor cat!!!

Have a nice russian day! 

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