Baby Rhymes: I won't dare call this a poem Hi folks! First notebook entry in English here, so I thought I could write a small text with rhymes so that you guys can point out some rhyming mistakes, incorrect grammar etc. I hope it's at leeeeast a bit funny too. BTW that "you be feeding" is intentional. Thanks in advance! Mommy please hurry I'm so hungry 'Tis the time you be feeding my tummy While using your left hand to coddle In your right one hold my bottle Oh don't forget to pat my back Or else I'll really cry in my bed Mommy why is everything so big? And why does granny smell like a fig? I love granny but my cheeks don't 'cause they're made of flesh not silicone I really love my big daddy too He's so babyish when he has the flu Now I've got funny things in my Pampers And I also think my bum-bum needs a damper I get so drowzy when you're rocking me That I even forget that I need to pee When you put the baby powder so gently I toot for real and I do so intensely It's 'cause I love you mommy I love the noises you do on my belly But heck I hate that petroleum jelly And even if the entire world is on fire I couldn't care less with my pacifier But you know what, it really gets better When you hug me and call me your treasure