Funny at Tet
Abstaining at Tet
A man is seriously to police hotline:
- Urgently, I live at…Thieves have just broken suddenly my house. They’ve broken the lock and all of money.
- Calm down and let everything be like this moment. We’ll be there 15 minutes later.
- Slowly, could you come here after 3nd because my house keep off strange people to be the first-footer.
Boss’ reward
End year party of company, boss announce in excitement:
- You guys workerd so hard this year so that profit increased significantly. Therefore, I decided to give each person a check wich value 5 million VND.
Staff applaused. The boss says:
- If you guys still work hard in the next year, I will sign on your checks.
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I'm going to guess what the first joke is about, so if I gotten the joke wrong then I'm sorry! But the punchline, as written, isn't correct English.
A man makes a breathless call to the police hotline.
"Quick! I live at <address> and burglars broke into my house just now. They busted the lock and took all my money!"
"Calm down, sir, and stay where you are. We'll be there in fifteen minutes."
"Ok, but use the ladder that's out there and come up to the third floor. I have a security alarm on the first floor."
[that's all I can think of that'd make the joke "funny" and still sound a bit like what you said. :)]
Boss’ reward
At the end-of-year party, the General Manager announced with some pride, "You all worked so hard this year that I'm going to give everyone a check for five million VND."
Everyone applauds.
"And if you work hard again next year then I'll sign 'em."
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Funny at Tet
Abstaining at Tet (not sure what you wanted to say by 'Abstaining')A man is calling the seriously to Police hotline/emergency number:
- Urgently, It's urgent I live at…Thieves have just broken suddenly into my house. They’ve broken the lock and taken all my of money.
- Calm down and don't touch anything let everything be like this moment. We’ll be there in 15 minutes later.
- Slowly, Not so fast. Ccould you come here after 3nd because my house keep off strange people to be the first-footer. (Sorry, I don't understand what you wanted to say in this sentence)
Boss’ reward
End year party of company, boss announces in excitement:
- You guys workerd have worked so hard this year so that the profit increased significantly. Therefore, I've decided to give each person a check wich value for 5 million VND.
Staff applaused applause/applauses. The boss says:
- If you guys still work hard in the next year, I will sign on your checks.
I hope it helps
Jo
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