My typical weekend

At On the weekend, I wake up at the same time as when weekdays. After I wake up, I always eat an apple and drink lemon mixed with honey at the same times while I also check everything on my mobile phone. After eating and reading some the news, I try to go back to sleep again, for me Saturday or Sunday is a lazy day. My wife always woke wakes up late on weekend. We can wake up at 11:00 or 12:00. We are cook for lunch at home before going to someplacesomewhere. On Saturdays we always go out with in our car and saw the new place*. After that we go to the mall for to fill our fridge and dinner dine out. When I get back to home, I drink wine or beer before going bed.
On Monday morning, always same with like Saturday morning, is it was a lazy day, but I hadn’t forgot to make breakfast in the morning before going to bed again. We woke up again, we can cook and eat lunch together, and especially for me just stay at home for watching to watch DVD a movie, whilst her going while she goes to the swimming pool. Around 5 pm we are go to church, come back to home, cook for dinner, talk and go back to sleep.

*I don't know what this means :(