My Alter Ego.

I have a bad alter ego. It's a boy. It's a bit strange, because I am a girl. His name is Slim Shady. He makes me crazy and makes me do bad things. I am arguing a lot because of that guy. I am cursing a lot because of him. I have a lot of anger inside of my mind because of him too. He is talking to me all the time. Sometimes my Slim Shady says things like: "You're only mine, Shady Lady. Today I take control." or "Shady, I am going to make you happy...or not, bwahahaha." Yes, my name is a part of his name, it's the oneness of Ms Shady and Mr Shady. I don't like this alter ego, but I am going to be a faithful servant - I have nothing to lose, eventually falling again and again fall into a wild berserk state without any special reasons. He says always that I am his darling, but he can't control his mind...
He even has even his own cup, I have a picture. Look, he is imperious. And screams when anyone touches the cup.

[Good work.]