3- I don't want to get catch a cold in this fall!!

We are closing close to the cold season in the most countries. It's scaring me. The horrible bad cold viruses are spreading too fast! Especially when people are in close places.
Alright! It's not like Ebola, but it can get your healthy situation at least one weak. So it's important enough. And when you get catch a cold, you'll become a danger to another people. Like a zombie. What would you do when you've got have a cold and you want to get take a bus and sit near another person? After that what would you do when you have to go to the class or work? Maybe you could get a recess… but if you get a recess you wouldn't be able to even smell the food you are eating… oh policemen! Lock me up in a solitary jail! I'm not going to get catch cold anymore colds!
Thanks Microsoft word for correcting my wrong capitalization. (You don't consider that cheating?) :P
And beforehand, thank you guys which who are going to correct my mistakes. I'll buy you a chocolate Ice ice cream if I see you around(really... I'm not kidding)
please please tell me if there is a better sentence for way to write my sentences...

Red- Corrections

Pinkish- Suggestions

to catch cold = to become cold suddenly

to catch a cold = to become sick with the common cold

get your healthy situation at least one weak  Do you mean: ..can weaken a healthy body... or ..can make a healthy body weak... ??

a recess ???

Remember, my corrections are based on standard written American English and are only my opinions. I accept no responsibility for mistakes, yours or mine.  :P

You better pay me that ice cream!  I don't want chocolate.  I prefer pistachio!! Homemade!   

بستنیی پسته ای خوب را می توانی آماده کنی؟ با پشته ی تازه؟

3- I don't want to get cold this fall!!

We are close to the cold season in most countries. It's scaring me. The horrible cold viruses are spreading too fast! Especially when people are in close places.
Alright! It's not like Ebola but it can worsen your health in at least one weak. So it's important enough. And when you get a cold you'll become a danger to nother people. Like a zombie. What would you do when you've got a cold and you want to get a bus and sit near another person? After that what would you do when you have to go to class or work? oh policemen! Lock me up in a solitary jail! I'm not going to get cold anymore!
Thanks Microsoft word for correcting my wrong capitalization.
And beforehand thank you guys which are going to correct my mistakes. I'll buy you a chocolate Ice cream if I see you around (really... I'm not kidding)
please please tell me if there is a better sentence for my sentences...