The dive bar

I went in a dive bar in one of Seattle's neighborhoods. There were a lot of ugly men, some strip-tease-dancers and a lot of heavy cigarette smoke. The music played loudly and I suddenly felt many eyes on my back. The bartender was a huge man without an ear and he had a scar in his right cheek. I didn’t want to go in this place but I was very hungry after having flown one thousands miles in coach. The bartender said me: “What are you here for?”. My answer came in a flash:”I have a terrible hunger (Or...I"m starving). If you dont’t give something to eat, you will lose the other ear!”. Abrubtly, there was silence around me. “My goodness!” I thought. "I must be mad! What on earth prompted me to say that?”. Maybe I was completely worn out and my politeness flew away.
I saw two muscle-heads turn their heads toward me. “ I prayed to go to heaven without much pain! I prayed not to go there in too many pieces, pray……”
“Ah! Guy! You are very nice! I'll buy meat and potatoes for you and I’ll pay for your drinks ( Or... Hey, bud!  You seem like a nice guy, let me buy you a drink and a nice meat-and-potatoes dinner). But you are sweating! Is is too hot for you?”.
“No, no , don’t worry, sometimes I sweat when I realize what a lucky man I am.” (Gasp!)

The dive bar

I went into a dive bar in Seattle neighborhood. There were a lot of ugly men, some strip-dancers and the air was filled with heavy smoke. The music was loud and I suddenly felt the stare of everyone's  eyes on my back. The bartender was a huge man without an ear and a scar on his right cheek. I didn’t want to go into this place but I was very hungry after flying one thousand miles on coach. The bartender said me: “What are you for?”. My answer came in a flash:”I have a terrible hunger. If you dont’t give something to eat, you will lose the other ear!”. Abrubtly, there was silence around me. “My goodness!” I thought. "I must be mad! Why on earth did I say that?”. Maybe I was completely worn out and my politeness was gone.
I saw two muscle heads turn their heads towards me. “Pray to go to heaven without much pain! Pray to god that I don't wind up in small pieces, pray……”
“Ah! Guy! You are very nice! We have meat and potatoes for you and I’ll pay for your drinks. But you are sweating! Is is too hot for you?”.
“No, no , don’t worry, sometimes I sweat when I realize what a lucky man I am.” (Gasp!)  (Very funny)