JOKE: BAD DAY There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making bikersteps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting andmy boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don'thave any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with thegardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put anend to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poisondissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's yourday going?"