Fan's Jokes #8 in English
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I saw my wife sitting on the treadmill and watching TV, so I asked what she was doing. She shushed me, and said, "I am trying to deceive my fat."
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I asked my colleague how he spent his Saint Valentine's Day, and he answered that he spend the whole day with his dog. I thought that it must be the most pathetic day. What a romantic day it was, and the dog had to play with that guy.
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So, these are Fan's Jokes No.8.
I write jokes in English in my notebook, or write jokes translated from Chinese.
Any corrections are truly appreciated.
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1. I saw my wife sitting on the treadmill and watching TV, so I asked what she was doing. She shushed me, and said, "I am trying to deceive my fat."
"so I asked what she was doing." is fine and correct but, "so I asked her what she was doing." sounds much better
2. I asked my colleague how he spent his Saint Valentine's Day, and he answered that he spend the whole day with his dog. I thought that it must be the most pathetic day. What a romantic day it was, and the dog had to play with that guy.
"Saint Valentine's Day" is just called "Valentine's Day" here, so you can drop the "Saint."
"he answered that he spend the whole day..." should be "he answered that he spent the whole day..."
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