I think this is real chinglish. um...me too.I want to avoid making mistake as much as possable. Thank you all the same.

As a native speaker of English, I'd get most of those wrong. Scratching my head over here. So... the teacher always sat the beautiful girl-student next to him to prevent... uh... himself from falling in puppy love with her? o_O And there *are* two ways to drive a person crazy. Firstly, __(leave)____. I'll never be able to figure out what he was trying to say there, and it's driving me crazy. And what's the other way? GRAH. And how dare your chicken of a teacher commit murder! Finally - please dial again two years later... um, can you put me on hold? I can wait...