an English Joke

Today I saw a funny joke in Chinese, now let me translate it into English:
One day, an ant , a snake, a spider and a centipede were playing cards together. They wanted to smoke as they were having a good time. However, there were no was not cigars in their home, so one of them had to go buy some back.

"I have no feet foot. I won't go to buy it. Ant, you go!" The snake said slowly.
"No no no, Spider has eight feet, he will must be a lot faster than me a lot," said the ant quickly.
"In terms of the number quantity of the feet, I have mine is much less than Centipede's. You are the fastest one of us four, Centipede, aren't you?" The spider asked replied, looking at the centipede hopefully.
The centipede had no other choice and he decided to go to for the store nearby.
Time passed slowly, one hour, two hours, three hours passed, without any sign of the centipede going back. The other Another three could not bear it any more, and they hurried out of the house to go look for Centipede. To their surprise, the centipede was still here.
"Why didn't don't you go? We three have been waiting for you for three hours!" One of them shouted angrily.
"Out of the question! Have you ever seen anyone on the street without wearing shoes on feet？" [Not sure what you want to express here with "Out of the question!".]

Cute joke :) I enjoyed it!