three wishes "If a genie asks a guy to make three wishes that she will make come true, what would the guy say? "I want $1 billion dollars, a swimsuit model wife and the chance to play golf every day." Tiger had all that and apparently it wasn't enough to make him happy. Now I'm just depressed." Of course, researchers would say that this simply indicates that money can't buy happiness, beauty is only skin deep, and that the hedonic treadmill applies to everyone, even the rich and famous.