Intelligence fee A Chinese guy was preparing for going on a business trip,due to worrying about getting burgled,so he left a note on the lounge table saying "Dude!Save it! Even myself I cannot find any money in my own house!But my neighbor,who works in the Department of Railways, got a small fortune from nowhere,and he dare not to deposit the money in any bank." When this guy came back from vacation,surprisingly,he found lots of cash on the lounge table, and that note,with its back marked "Intelligence fee,thanks a lot!"