Chaude and cold hey !there is a funny story which i wanna share with both of you A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded."this is an outrage",he complained,"The faucet marked C gave me boiling water". "But ,Monsieur,C stands for chaude----French for hot.You should know that if you live in Montreal." "Wait a minute,"roared the patron."The other tap is also marked C." "Of course,"said the manager ,"Its stands for cold.After all,Montreal is a bilingual city."