What is the feeling of the different people in different countries on the frosts
by Mikhail Zadornov
+10°C - Americans feel shivery. Russians plant the cucumbers.
+2°C - Italians can’t get the cars going. Russians drive opening windows… watch how grow the cucumbers.
0°C – The water freezes in France. In Russia it becomes stiffness.
-5° - In Canada the heating is on. Russians goes to the picnic for the last time, get in the cucumbers.
-25°C - In Europe public transport is not working! Russians stop eating the ice cream bar outside... go to the stick ice-cream for doesn’t feel cold in hands. Take snack of cucumbers.
-40°C - Finnish special forces evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. People in Russia prepared felt boots for the PROBABLE frosts. Marinate the cucumbers for the coming winter.
-113°C - Life on Earth is stopped. Russians have a bad mood. Ethyl alcohol has frozen over. They have to lick the cucumbers.
-273°C - Absolute zero. Atomic motion stops. Russians curse: «O, damn! What’s cold! Tongue freezes to… the cucumbers».
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I guess the Russian people's nose is long only because it was so cold there, they need a long pipe to preheater air:)))
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Alexandra - and I thought it was salo!!
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Imam we have to live in refrigerators in this weather :))
Ralph the marinated cucumbers are the most popular snack for Russian vodka!
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Alexandra - So what is this special relationship between Russians and cucumbers?
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I can't imagine it, but I really want to feel it, now what do you feel about our hot temperatures? (the 40's degree C in hot summers)
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