"doesn't have a criminal record " hahaha

@ Ralph hahaha I know that's what I was going to say, a vest and a scarf?? In Geordieland we have a word for him, but I can't say it now that I'm a respected teacher. :D The woman in the photo could do with eating a pie, I like a woman who likes a pie! :D

But what does the man in your photograph have to do with your description of "dresses well......"? Why has he taken his shirt off (it suggests he is hot) but put a scarf on (it suggests he is cold)? Maybe you better help us a bit more to understand your specific requirements :))))

loooolz to the criminal record line dudee XD