2012, The End of The World A: “Hello. It’s 2012. The world is gonna end”. B: “No it’s not”. A: “Yes it is. The Mayan said so”. B: “Do you even know a Mayan?”. A: “No”. B: “Do you even know what a Mayan is?”. A: “Some type of cat?” I’m sick of people saying that 2012 is the end of the world. And specifically the type of people that said, “Well the Mayan said so!” You probably didn’t even know a Mayan, and even if you did, they’re not psychics. They made a calendar. I can do that. My theory is this, people that say that the world is ending or either depressed because they want the world to end, really going to believe everything that they read or hear on google, or just a prick because they want to scare people onto buying uses thing for the end of the world. An example of an advertisement in 2012: Tired of falling down from the earthquakes? Those pesky medias keeping you up at night? Are you sick of those hobbits? Well look no further. Thanks to the 2012 safety rock, all of your end of the world problems will be solved. With a simple price of $100,000, 3 diamonds and a rock, you can get the safety rock. Earthquakes? No problem. Thanks to the 2012 safety rock, just put the rock on your foot and you’ll never fall down again. Medias keeping you up at night? By 2 safety rocks, close your eyes,put them on your eyes and sleep with zzz…… All for all those disgusting hobbits, the same goes. Hobbits are stupid, throw safety rocks at them. So, what are you waiting for, call this number before it’s too late. And remember, keep rocking. (No offence for any hobbit) Okay, so maybe there’s nothing that stupid. But people really are selling uses crap to people. Just because they think the world is going to end. Which brings me to the next point. Next time when someone tells you that the world is ending, tell them, “Oh okay. In that case, give me your money, your cat, your dog, your waffles, because you won’t need that stuffs anyway right?” My point is that no one know when the world is going to end. No one knows when your world is going to end. So why worry about it? That’s why there is a cliché and it sounds, ‘You have to live life to its fullest'. So have a wonderful 2012. You’ll be reading more from me. Thank you and arigatou gozaimasu.