My Own Created Quotes There were some quotes that I created throughout this week since I did not have anything to do. Enjoy! 1. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 2. The road to success is always under construction. 3. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. 4. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 5. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 6. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. 7. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. 8. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 9. How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He's lost? 10. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.